marketing concepts

A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )

was explaining marketing concepts to

the Students:-

1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing

4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and

straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:

By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:

You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"
-That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say:

I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to
her

husband.

- That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before

you say anything, another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

and she goes with him - That's competition eating into
your

market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before

you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -

That's restriction

for entering new markets

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